“This here is just a bit of my junk. I’ve got way too much of it– so I’m selling it. I’m selling those cowboy boots ’cause I’ve got seven or eight, and I didn’t really need nine. I also had heart surgery about 21 years ago now and my right toe swells up, so I can’t fit in that boot. Before you take that picture, let me get on my old Western hat for you! There we go.”